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Jenna Jew

A Jenna Jew is a girl when you can’t tell if she is joking or mad. She often reads books and curses a lot. She can give good advice but is very opinionated. She will always be there for you even when she is mad at you.
A)Jenna Jew has a new book.
B) I wonder if she is going to yell about it later..
A) Wouldn’t be suprised.
by BunnyJoe October 22, 2017
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mountin jew

a jew that lives in the mountains of assyira.
the mountin jew have been living in the Assyrian mountains for around 1000.
by jherfmj January 14, 2022
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Jew-off

a mispronunciation of the name Joshua
"Hey, did you see that guy over there? I think his name was Jew-off"
by Pikapika200 December 2, 2021
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Obvious Jew

A person who is obviously a Jew. OJ's usually are recognizable by their name. To spot an OJ, look at their name. If it sounds Jewish, it probably is.

Be aware that not all people who have Jewish-sounding names are actually Jewish, so don't write in another OJ in your Obvious Jew Scouting notebook unless you're sure they really are a genuine Jew.
Person 1: "Hey, is Ben an Obvious Jew?"
Person 2: "Who, Ben Silverberg? You betcha"

Person 1: "Aaron Goldman is an OJ, right?"
Person 2: "You got that right"
by evencoolerguy January 24, 2021
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Kung-Jew

Marvin and Jackie are the senseis at the local kung-jew dojo
by dickinafox November 3, 2014
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net jew

Gay or lesbian Jewish figure
Or a person who does not support net neutrality due to money
by Killingmyslef6000 December 20, 2017
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Homeless Jew

A grown man still living in his parents house.
This one girl I was dating asked me what I meant by Homeless Jew, so I told her. A Homeless Jew is a grown man still living at his parents house. Xavier is a Homeless Jew.
by Chang Qou May 28, 2018
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