clamp god

A person with incredible defense in basketball

You see Prettyboyfredo? He's a clamp god!

by lakereink May 26, 2016

God and Anime

The ultimate power

Don't fuck with me! I've got the power of God and Anime on my side

by Quopper November 13, 2017

God first

The infamous words used in every instagram bio by women who have baby daddies like an artist has paint brushes. Alternatives include "Only God can judge me". Don’t be surprised if you also see this fuckshit of a term as a tattoo as well, which is good, as it can be used as a visual aid to GTFO once you see it.

Jim: "Meisha's hot, should I ask her out?"

Tom: "Oh hell no bro, she has “God first” in her bio. You know what means - god is never first, and condoms are never a thing.”

by oneandonlygod!! April 29, 2022

god willing

If god wills it.
If god wants it to happen.

Used to express hope for something

•also linked to inshallah

*person 1* what's your dream ?

*person 2* that one day, god willing, I'll visit china.

by LaurenŞahin July 2, 2016

god's pinch

The pinch of tobacco that is missing from a can of moist tobacco. Copenhagen is usually the only brand that does this. Don't worry, you still get the same amount of tobacco, it is just more condensed and contains less stems than other brands such as Grizzly or Skoal.

Jake: Man they should did take a God's Pinch outta this one!
Luke: That's why you should dip Grizzly. I always get a full can.

Jake: Nah, Copenhagen is life.

Luke: LOL whatever you say.

by Cope_Junky98 November 15, 2016

God's Handle

The act used to gain leverage in the doggy style position. It involves inserting one's thumb into the anus of a female and gripping her lower back with the other four fingers, forming a handle, in order to thrust her body onto one's penis repeatedly.

After sucking my thumb for lubrication, I stuck it in Katie's ass and took hold of God's Handle so that I could gain more momentum as I pounded her into multiple orgasms.

by C_and_J December 18, 2013

god dick

"The Almighty Dick." This type of dick is rare to come across and is most pleasent in sex. This dick will steal your girlfriend, wife, side bitch, mom, and even your grandma if she is still living.

Female 1: Have you ever heard of a God dick?
Female 2: Yes! I wish I could come across one :(

by GertheGod July 26, 2016