Salty Cracker

A white girl who lives in a cardboard box. Often found in a bag with other crackers. Tasty if not stale. Goes down well with butter.

My girlfriend is a salty cracker. I like to lick her salty crack.

by skeez October 11, 2004

cracker star

To throw a saltine cracker at someone to try to inflict harm.

Man, Jeff just cracker starred me!
The room was in a mess form all the cracker stars.

by C MART October 14, 2005

neck-cracker

(Adj.) Somewhat a derogatory term used against red neck's who don't actually have red necks because they aren't from the south, but their skin is indeed, like a cracker.

Angus: "That sunburn makes you look like a red neck, Cletus!"

Maybelle: "Too bad he's just a neck-cracker!"
(Both laugh and slap their knees at Cletus's dumb ass.)

by Curly Fried December 14, 2017

Cracker Jacked

when a white person either robs someone or beats someone in a game or sport. Can be used to emphasis an accomplishment. In rare occurences such as a white person dunking on someone else. It has also been used to describe a white person that is high on crack cocaine.

"You just got cracker jacked!"

"Pass that pipe honky, i wanna get cracker jacked"

by Prof. Ram Jam August 26, 2009

Cracker factory

A white woman who has multiple children to collect money and food stamps from the state.

Candi is preggo again. She is a cracker factory!

by Cakes121282 December 28, 2010

crap on a cracker

When all of a sudden everything thats good just went to shit.

I got raise at work today, but my car was towed, what a crap on a cracker.

by Jusbeatti February 01, 2009

check the crackers

Code phrase for alerting co-workers of an attractive female that just entered the restaurant. Note: best used when your restaurant actually has crackers.

"Hey Ben, check the crackers please."
"Definatly" *makes motion of slapping a females ass while sodomizing her doggy style*

by Dewster April 02, 2007