bell curve of banter

The Bell Curve of Banter is a scale used to determine whither a joke or action is funny or "too far". One would compare the action which has just occurred with a typical bell curve with the very apex of the curve being top notch banter where everyone is having a great time. If any parties involved are adversely affected to the point where they are no longer enjoying themselves then the current exchange has surpassed the Bell Curve of Banter.

John: "Did you see that?! I just ruined Mike's chances with that girl!"
Gary:"Nah man. That's too far. You've surpassed the bell curve of banter."

by CraigJDuffy March 30, 2016

taco bell money

Loose Change

Guy 1: Dude I'm hungry but I'm broke
Guy 2: No worries man, I got some taco bell money

by JustGoNow November 15, 2018

taco bell prolapse

tah-koh bel proh-laps: (See also Montezuma's revenge), diarrhea suffered by Taco Bell customers, noted by horribly aromatic flatulence, gut churning abdominal pains, and hydrochloric-acid like rectal expulsion...like that of a busted fire hydrant.

Dude: "Hey, you wanna hit up Taco Bell for an AM Crunch Wrap?"
Lady: "I'll pass, I ended up scrapping my overly ambitious dinner recipe last night and hit them up instead. I was on the pot all night with a case of the 'Taco Bell Prolapse.' I blew through my entire container of wet wipes."
Dude: "How charming. 'No Thanks' would have sufficed."

by -MacGordon- December 28, 2017

Blue balled Bell

When your teacher runs out of the class room doing the little dinky hold run so you go over to the staff room and hear the vice principal moan super loudly and you hear your teacher say “UGH SORRY BBG I HAVE…BLUE BALLS 😔”

“HAHAHAHAHAH JESSICA OUR NEW NAME FOR MR. BELL IS BLUE BALLED BELL!!”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

give us a bell

Call me on the phone

When you dine give us a bell

by Harold_64 July 13, 2022

Taco Bell titties

When you eat so much Taco Bell and all of the fat goes to your breasts.

I've had Taco Bell so many times this month, I'm starting to get Taco Bell titties.

by JoshleenTrash July 14, 2016

Taco Bell Sweats

Physical and mental anguish caused by eating at Taco Bell, whilst fully aware that it will be followed with regret. This usually consists of a Volcano Burrito meal at the Taco Bell on Newport Road in Cardiff, Wales.

"We gotta stop eating here after class, I've got the Taco Bell Sweats"

by man of culture 69 December 20, 2022