red pie

Eating a woman out when she's on her period.

I love eating my wife's red pie.

by rainbowcatforthewin March 2, 2019

ZOIE PIE

ZOIE IS A LOVING BABY AND SHE IS SO CUTE AND CUBBY

BOTHER SIS YOU LOOK PRETTY
ZOIE PIE THANKS BRO
BOTHER WELCOME

by slimequeen4567 December 12, 2018

Pedo-pie

A combination of the terms "Pedophile" and "cream pie". No further clarification should be necessary.

"Timmy, would you please show the court on this doll where Mr. Goldstein touched you."
Timmy: *Points to doll's asshole*
Timmy's Father: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! YOU FUCKING PEDO-PIED MY 5 YEAR OLD SON!!! YOU'RE GONNA FRY!"

by Lavadog84 December 12, 2018

Squishy pie

A person who seems really tough but is a little smol bean and really likes hugs but will still punch the shut out of you

Oh B’Elana’s a real squishy pie

by XxXbeeXxX June 14, 2018

jizz pie

Some pie but it has a nice surprise for straight females and gay males mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I loooooovvvvveee your jizz pie babe

by Mama yo ♡ May 28, 2018

Devil's pie

The mixture of urine, poop and ejaculate in your toilet bowl.

Rob's been in the can for quite a while. Think he's making a Devil's pie right now on my grandparents toilet?

by goodlooking456 May 11, 2022

Giannone Pie

A delicacy derived from the girthy penis of an Italian pasty ginger. A salty but creamy load that is guaranteed to satisfy the mouth of whatever brunette with a fat ass it’s mouth is entering.

Give me some of that Giannone Pie that tastes so good it’ll make a old man cry.

by sandcock January 1, 2022