Peanut

1. A socially awkward wall flower who joins an Aussie rules footy club and impedes on a silly Sunday wig out.

“You’re right, if it wasn’t for peanut I would be in another planet of doots”

Synonym- Retard

Example- Holy fuck how am I supposed to launch when peanut is also on the roof

by Cock and Cartilage September 16, 2025

Peanut

The act of peeing in a girl after you nut to sterilize the sperm and avoid conception.

"Hey you brought condoms right?"
"Don't worry about it, I'll just do a Peanut"

"Hey man you bagged it before doin her right?"
"Nah don't worry tho I did a Peanut"

by Dr. Mallard Von Sex July 9, 2021

peanut butter dong

The act of putting peanut butter on your dong and having your dog lick it off

Yo what’s good shlime! Watch this! Joe has peanut butter dong and his dog eats it

by Fart dong December 9, 2021

love peanut

a word for weird people that either think someone they love is a peanut... or they're just weird and call people that like grandmas

thank u love peanut!

by Luphanduh Sheniqua August 25, 2010

Peanut

A very small penis

William Flikeid has a small penis. Oh so he has a peanut.

by Cornhubhehe October 1, 2019

Peanut..

a carried plat. also pretty shit at the game .6 kd shitter

Peanut.. is a carried plat

by cuh123313 February 9, 2021

Peanut

Clout Chasing peanut most likely latino, fake waves and names like hector,Jose,Luis,Juan,angel, and Alexander also has a peanut shaped head

That bum Jose is a peanut

by Fact stater December 15, 2018