swongle my dong

1. to jack off violently

2. to excite in a way that's almost erotic
1. "Dude I'm gonna swongle my dong so hard later my dick's gonna fall off."

2. "Holy crap that movie swongled my dong."
by DongSwongler April 14, 2021
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Bomble dong

Bro that guy was kinda acting bomble dong over there with his dog so we should hit him
by Kidneydong July 25, 2021
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Konkey Dong

A dick that looks like it would belong on donkey Kong, and/or a dick with erectile dysfunction
Jeff’s wife left him and took the kids because his Konkey Dong couldn’t satisfy her.
by tortureoftuvalu May 10, 2024
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Dong Hound

a female who is extremely slutty and always looking for dick.
Joe: Wow! Casey is such a dong hound.

James: Yeah I know she's fucked the whole Walmart staff.
by Word Pumpkin Cock May 30, 2020
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dong saeng

tall as fuck. has perfect pitch. bought a color. tiktoker. rage quits. catchphrases include "its so doomed" and "sped". inventor of the 4 scale. wordhunt god. not afraid to roast back and be absolutely brutal (to the point of being unable to recover). lowkey scary. attracted to abgs.
bean girl: YO DONG
dong saeng: im gonna fucking cone you, you cockroach
by user385011 November 23, 2021
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glory dong

When his dick so heavenly
Dude Ronny has glory dong
by knobbyKnacker May 23, 2016
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snot dong

whenever you youse your moms snot for lub in anul sex
i tell you what that snot dong was fun last night
by ethan eggity November 07, 2023
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