dong dicking

When you duct tape a hotdog to your dick then shove it up a girls ass

Damn that was some good dong dicking.

by gothman420 August 16, 2017

ding donged

To ring someone's doorbell with their penis.

Bro, I ding donged the teacher yesterday.

by Wordsarereal April 13, 2016

Dong

A device that makes a "dong" noise and once you hear the noise, every school in a kilometre radius explodes. It is otherwise used as a pedophile alarm system and all pedos will hear this alarm.

Person 1:"did you hear about that massive dong incident that killed 1000's of kids?"
Person 2:"An explosion killed 1000 kids?"
Person 1:"I heard also that someone rang a dong and all the pedos invaded his house."

by Linjin November 9, 2022

dingle the dong

Masturbation for men
other slangs: beating the meat

I didn't dingle the dong for a week

by PissMaster64 December 2, 2022

dong clapper

when you clap dem dong harder then getting punched by chuck norris

thats such a dong clapper moment

by dem bols February 14, 2024

fam a lamb a ding dong

a greeting towards polish people by people named brandon

oi fam a lamb a ding dong get on ur knees

by FBI-Brandon February 1, 2021

Hood Ding Dong Ditch

A normal ding dong ditch except instead of ringing the doorbell, one kicks the door in

Oh shit, that n/gga hood ding dong ditched us!

by Jerome🥸 June 1, 2021