by sonicisgay420 March 12, 2022
To do one green light suicide is to run across the side of the street that is currently open, press the pedestrian button and run back to the other side of the street and press that button. This can be done in hopes that the light will change faster. To measure physical improvement, see how many you can do before the light changes and keep trying to improve your score at the same intersection.
Oh god i'm so out of shape, I could only do two green light suicides before the light changed. The antonym for green light suicide is a red light suicide.
by Denis Lachance September 29, 2008
How a suicide prank call usually goes:
Daniel: I’ve been having dark thoughts lately.
Operator: We all have dark thoughts sometimes.
Daniel: Especially when my uncle is 6 inches inside of me.
Operator: Wait, what?
Daniel: I’ve been having dark thoughts lately.
Operator: We all have dark thoughts sometimes.
Daniel: Especially when my uncle is 6 inches inside of me.
Operator: Wait, what?
by Ecua73 December 01, 2019
a really cool industrial/screamo/electro-punk band from Levittown, Pennsylvania that formed in 2006. Members are Brandon Sosnowski, Travis Daniel Cochran, and Ashley "Sugar" McDermott. The band has one demo out and an album called The Verge of Suicide. Personally, I think they are worth checking out because there aren't a lot of people that know about them yet. They are also very popular in the industrial section on Vampirefreaks.
by You_don't_need_therapy July 01, 2010
A very popular and known Necro/Elementalist in the Pre-searing world of Guild Wars. Queen of Pre-Searing. You can usally see this person in Ascalon City, District 1. She is in the guild Uber Pre-searing Ownage {uber} and level 18,and going for the Legendary Defender of Ascalon title in pre-searing, which is getting to level 20 IN Pre-searing.
"Suicidal Romance X wtfpwnts pre-searing"
by noobtard :D January 24, 2007
This is an ingenious quote by Kurt Cobain which means that suicide would be the bright side of a situation where you are isolated from the world and theres nothing to hold on to and you are full of anger and despair. Parasites in Africa commit suicide after they leave their parasite family because they have no where else to go.
by Wally April 17, 2004
Where you fuck a woman while jumping off a building you have to cum and if you fail your punishment and if you win you have amazing sex.
by nazihitLir September 27, 2018