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spider jacking

Masterbating with one leg jacked up on a wall..
My wife wouldnt give none guess its spider jacking time!!!!
by Diustinswife December 22, 2016
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Spider-leg fuck

When three guys get on top of another in an spider position while getting fucked by the men on top of them.
Holy shit he just got Spider-leg fucked. Wanna Spider-leg fuck.
by The genuine man June 4, 2022
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spider spinner

A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big cock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner
by The masts definer January 28, 2018
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burning spider

Burning spider is a person who sucks at red dead redemption 2.
It's started on 7/27/2022 at exactly 9:42 PM. (The exact seconds aren't known and will remain a mystery to all mankind
by anonymous July 27, 2022
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Spider-Man Disease

Spider-Man Disease is a disease in which someone has hallucinations where they believe that they are something more than human, often believing that they have superpowers. It is named after the famous superhero that people later figured out was hallucinating.
“Why's he kicking the air"
Oh don't worry he just has Spider-Man Disease"
by The Kash Register October 25, 2022
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burning spider

Burning spider is a person who sucks at red dead redemption 2.
It's started on 7/27/2022 at exactly 9:42 PM. (The exact seconds aren't known and will remain a mystery to all mankind
by anonymous July 27, 2022
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Brown recluse spiders

Spiders that kill you in your sleep when they come inside every fall.
The guy from Canada claimed to have lost his entire family to brown recluse spiders. For him Arachnophobia was not a movie, it was his life ever since he lost them.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
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