So tired, I dream of sleep!
by I, Wreckerrr March 16, 2021
by A_big_simp November 02, 2020
when you and another person (usually your boyfriend/girlfriend) stay on the phone all night while sleeping so they are the last person you talk to before you go to sleep, and the first one that wakes up says goodmorning and wakes up the other person
by happymeme February 04, 2011
Person #1: “Did you take Mia out on a date?”
Person #2: “Dude, it’s 4am right now. I have to sleep.”
Person #2: “Dude, it’s 4am right now. I have to sleep.”
by HualianInventedLove September 05, 2021
by That_Trans_Guy_Denki February 03, 2021
The mother does not know whether or not her child is playing DS under the covers or sleeping, and until she lifts the covers, the child will be in a state of simultaneously playing DS and being asleep.
There goes my son, ever Schrödinger’s sleeping child, can never tell if he's sleeping or playing on that damned game boy I bought him.
by Doctor_Sex May 11, 2022
When you stick both feet into a vagina and pull up until the vagina fully surrounds you in the shape of a sleeping bag
Bro #1: “I got so cold last night I went to my girlfriends house and used her as a nichan sleeping bag”
Bro #2: “same bro but I used my dog instead”
Bro #2: “same bro but I used my dog instead”
by Nichan December 10, 2019