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cream sandwich

Unfortunately, sometimes during the execution of a creampie, either partner may be too animated, thus causing the erect and ejaculating member to be thrust out of the receiver's love tunnel. In the event of such an outcum (ha), the male can thus save his seed from spilling on the floor by placing it between the girl's buttcheeks. His sex juice will then fill the space between her cheeks to create a delectable delicatessen known as the cream sandwich.
-Ugh ugh ugh oops, oh shit!
-Baby?!
-Don't worry, I still managed the cream sandwich.
by crispy hispy November 9, 2008
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Sandwich Boy

a hot guy that works at the sandwich shop in the sbcc cafeteria. he has been known to bone many girls and even pass on a disease. he wears shades inside causes hes thizzin all day erryday.
angela: i fucked the sandwich boy last night.. again!
by Jack Overman March 6, 2008
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egg sandwich

Noun: A fart that smells like rotten eggs generally caused by eating too many eggs 6 to 12 hours prior to expulsion. The gas is then cupped in the perpetrator's hand and offered to a friend by putting it under their nose directly in front of their face.
Knowing I had several hard boiled eggs at the barbeque this afternoon I was confident that I could deliver a potent egg sandwich to Jimmy while he was concentrating on beating Tom in FIFA '03.
by Isaacology October 15, 2006
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poop sandwiches

Fictional item by which someone would become full of shit. Origin: early 90's philadelphia~mike sadowski
Billy must have been eating poop sandwiches all day, damn he's full of shit!
by bobby steel March 17, 2003
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Ham Sandwich

two pieces of bread with one or two slices of ham inbetween,
occasionally with a dollop of butter or margerine
hmm.... i'm hungry what shall i have for lunch?
oh! i know i'll have a ham sandwich!
by Angeli B. September 21, 2005
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Chocolate Sandwich

The act of a white man dancing very closely between two black men in a club.
What happened at the club ther other night?
Not much. Firann, had a chocolate sandwich.
by LaneG August 20, 2009
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cheese sandwiched

When somebody interrupts you while your cooking a grilled cheese which causes you to forget about it so in conclusion makes you burn your sandwich so you throw it on them.
Don't come to my house and get in my face or your ass will get cheese sandwiched.
by ginia eater October 13, 2009
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