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poop glance

looking in the toilet and observing your poop after you have crapped it out
I think I saw John take a poop glance trying to find last night corn and mashed potatoes.
by plug19197 June 17, 2009
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poop seed

when your poop does not come out as a perfect solid log, a little piece of poop about the size of a sunflower seed in stuck on the outskirts of the anus.and you may attempt the flex the anus to drop off the poop seed but after many failed attempts you must use a piece of toilet paper and remove it yourself.
friend: did everything come out ok?
me: nah i gotta poop seed stuck in there.
by hussiecussie September 30, 2014
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Birth Poop

Forcefully pushing out a poop with agonizing pain.
Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.
by Rainey4 May 5, 2017
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Poop Balls

A kind of fetish, where the man dips his testicles in his partner’s scat.

Typically watery and moist, but is also frequently done with feces that has been left out for over 24 hours.
Mans partner: Hey Babe, do you think we can spice things up tonight and try poop balls?

Man: Yeah, I’ve been excited and meaning to ask for some poop balls for a while.
by Raunchyportapotty June 12, 2021
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Poop Juice

When you are extremely cheesy and haven't showered for days and have taken adderall for at least 4 days in a row, anything on/in/or around your ass all blends in to be poop Juice.
I studied all for finals the past 5 days straight because I skipped class all semester and now everything down there is all poop juicey
by Mplepage1 January 28, 2020
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Poop-pedo

A combination of the words poop and torpedo. Used to describe a poop that is projected from the anus so quickly and stealthly that it is in a torpedo-like fashion.
Tristan was impressed with the velocity with which his poop was expelled and exclaimed "Mom, a poop-pedo just shot out of my butt!"
by Joy Stacey March 13, 2009
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Poop Day

Poop Day is a day celebrating poop.This day will help people recognize poop for what it is.
"Hey poop I really appreciate you.Thank you for all you do.So here is poop Day"
by I appreciate poop May 2, 2021
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