dude i think that girl i was with 2 years ago was a cum pirate because i have 2 girls saying im there baby's daddy
by lushous lou May 9, 2010
Get the cum piratemug. Homosexual that is trying to loot your booty. Has connotations of the theft of booty in a coercive manner from the unwilling.
"Why don't you relax and free yourself from all those blocks that society has imposed upon you, fun can be found in the most incredible places..." - "Aaaargh, butt pirates!!! To your fighting positions matees we are under attaaaack!"
by Morklor February 22, 2009
Get the butt piratemug. by Frank Stallion August 24, 2008
Get the muff piratemug. by Stuart Street Sluts April 28, 2005
Get the Pirate's Madalionmug. 1) v. To seat pirate is to take someone's, usually better, seat when they get up to go to the washroom, get a drink, et cetera.
2) n. One who pirates another person's seat.
3) n. One who prefers anal sex, specially if they pursue it agressively.
2) n. One who pirates another person's seat.
3) n. One who prefers anal sex, specially if they pursue it agressively.
1) When Dan got up to get the phone, Robbie seat pirated him.
2) Hold my spot on the couch, Robbie's a total seat pirate.
3) Gary may look like a bottom, but he's really a total seat pirate.
2) Hold my spot on the couch, Robbie's a total seat pirate.
3) Gary may look like a bottom, but he's really a total seat pirate.
by Sarah Keebs August 30, 2005
Get the seat piratemug. When your girl is sucking you of and you punch her in the stomach while shooting a load in her eye. she grabs her stomach with one hand bending over and putting the other hand over her eye while saying AARRGGHHH ! thus the wheezing pirate .
by droland October 25, 2012
Get the wheezing piratemug. by Daniel Hator October 5, 2004
Get the Pirates Of Penzancemug.