Dave
/dāv/
noun | verb | exclamation
An experienced mechanic and all-around legend. Known for being helpful, hardworking, and having the best intentions — but somehow, through no logical sequence of events, will always be involved when something goes inexplicably sideways.
The human embodiment of mechanical chaos theory. If a tool is going to vanish, a truck’s wiring loom is going to spontaneously combust, or a PTO cable ends up in a tree — Dave was probably nearby. No one knows how. Not even Dave.
/dāv/
noun | verb | exclamation
An experienced mechanic and all-around legend. Known for being helpful, hardworking, and having the best intentions — but somehow, through no logical sequence of events, will always be involved when something goes inexplicably sideways.
The human embodiment of mechanical chaos theory. If a tool is going to vanish, a truck’s wiring loom is going to spontaneously combust, or a PTO cable ends up in a tree — Dave was probably nearby. No one knows how. Not even Dave.
Used as a curse or cry of disbelief, especially when something has gone so irreversibly pear-shaped that only yelling “DAVVVVVEEEEEEE” at full volume can express the full emotional weight.
Examples:
“Why is the hoist stuck halfway and playing the radio backwards?”
“Mate… Dave was on it.”
Toolbox just fell through the floor again — DAVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!
Examples:
“Why is the hoist stuck halfway and playing the radio backwards?”
“Mate… Dave was on it.”
Toolbox just fell through the floor again — DAVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!
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Yo, did you see Dave Chapelle's comedy show last night? He was inviting people to come backstage afterwards and give him a Dirty Dave, and when I did my face was so covered in shit I almost looked like him!
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Get the Toothy Dave mug.Allegedly this is a code phrase used to identify text scammers whose locations are compromised so that they have a chance to get out of their location before organized crime families, ICE or the FBI storm their location.
In Ohio, it was said that one text scammer, who asked for the wrong social security number by text, was found cut into small pieces with an exacto knife, the phrase "Hi Dave" carved into his forehead.
Another guy, in Florida, asked for a social security number and if the caller was 21 and was mailed to his hometown in New Mexico in 21 boxes.
Of course, to prevent panic, all references to Dave, saying HI to Dave, Dave saying hi, are under the strictest of media blackouts. None of the Say Hi to Dave murders are known about outside of a few people dumb enough to ask about it on social media.
Disinformation op or reality, all I know is I don't want to have anyone ask me about Dave. And if you're a scammer, and you see "Say hi to Dave," you should probably run. Ask yourself... is it safe not to run?
Or maybe its just something Dave started.
In Ohio, it was said that one text scammer, who asked for the wrong social security number by text, was found cut into small pieces with an exacto knife, the phrase "Hi Dave" carved into his forehead.
Another guy, in Florida, asked for a social security number and if the caller was 21 and was mailed to his hometown in New Mexico in 21 boxes.
Of course, to prevent panic, all references to Dave, saying HI to Dave, Dave saying hi, are under the strictest of media blackouts. None of the Say Hi to Dave murders are known about outside of a few people dumb enough to ask about it on social media.
Disinformation op or reality, all I know is I don't want to have anyone ask me about Dave. And if you're a scammer, and you see "Say hi to Dave," you should probably run. Ask yourself... is it safe not to run?
Or maybe its just something Dave started.
Thanks, Miguel. I'll give you your social security number as soon as you tell me yours. Let's do this!
Miguel... get out. Lose my number. Run. Say Hi to Dave for me. Wear a clean shirt for YouTube. God bless you and good luck. Be safe. Staying put is not *safe.*
Who was your last target? No, no, dont tell me, I don't want to risk it. Just say hi to Dave. Don't take time to google it, just get out. Please get out. I dont want to testify again. just go. please go.
Miguel... get out. Lose my number. Run. Say Hi to Dave for me. Wear a clean shirt for YouTube. God bless you and good luck. Be safe. Staying put is not *safe.*
Who was your last target? No, no, dont tell me, I don't want to risk it. Just say hi to Dave. Don't take time to google it, just get out. Please get out. I dont want to testify again. just go. please go.
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Get the Dave mug.A phase used to determine that the piece of information you were looking for is null and void. Said as a response that politely indicates the answer is unknown.
Taken from the hit movie Cheech and Chong
Taken from the hit movie Cheech and Chong
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