Granny butt

When a girl’s ass is lumpy or saggy

Hey bro, see the girl in the shorts, she has a total granny butt.

by Carson Trometer August 22, 2019

butt goon

a joking insult. something you call one who is being a doofus.

bunghole buttmunch doofus putz fartknocker poophead

Hey Shana, stop being a butt goon!!!

by buttgoon August 3, 2016

clay butt

The lengthy messy wiping process that results in a clay like, tacky matter. Usually a result after eating sloppy greasy foods.

Robert had such a mean case of clay butt that he became so frustrated after wiping for a great amount of time that he punched a hole in his wall and broke his phone.

by Cam Spurback January 12, 2018

Butt Dynamite

Used to define a gassy explosion out the butt. It usually follows a large dirty mexican burrito with an orgy of hot sauces. Often seedy, often burns.

BOOM! Goes the Butt Dynamite!

by Night Hawk & Cyber Wolf February 27, 2011

Butt ribbon

A slang term used to define toilet paper.

Honey will you get me some butt ribbon ? I'm on the toilet and need to wipe.

by Shit paper May 14, 2011

Butt Coffee

When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.

Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

bungalow butt

when you start to gain weight in your thighs and ass because you live in a bungalow and have no stairs for exercise.

also known in larger metropolitain areas as condo-ass. Condo Ass. condo ass.

now that we live in a bungalow, my ass has turned into a bungalow butt .
i got a condo-ass.

by ta-tas! October 2, 2009