a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.
Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!
by Bill Beef July 8, 2025
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Get the blast to the past mug.An euphemism for a foursome consisting of three men and one woman. The term comes from the phrase, “I’m hornier than a three-peckered billy goat”. How does one satisfy said goat? It has a blast with a hornier female goat. Three guys with three peckers and one horny girl is more than group sex, it’s a goat blast. The term was created and first used on the podcast Slacker and The Man.
Dobbs: “What happened last weekend? I heard some of the crew spent the night with that chick with the big boobs. Anybody get lucky?”
The Man: “The three of us did a goat blast with her!”
Dobbs: “I should have been there!”
The Man: “Yeah, you could have held the camera.”
The Man: “The three of us did a goat blast with her!”
Dobbs: “I should have been there!”
The Man: “Yeah, you could have held the camera.”
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"Did you see Tina's butt??? "
"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."
"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."
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