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Obama Balls

by big bald obama September 30, 2021
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Obama washer

In 2009, higher efficiency standards for top-loading washing machines ruined the cleaning ability and time taken on a load of laundry. These new mandates were pushed by the Obama administration hence the name “Obama Washer”
How come our new washer is taking 2 hours to wash a load of laundry? Probably because it’s one of them damn Obama washers.
by Real0b0m@ March 10, 2024
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Obama

1st USURPER of the United States Presidency.
FACTUAL BIRTH PLACE: Mombasa, Kenya, Africa.
FACTUAL RELIGION: Muslim.
FACTUAL NAME AFTER ADOPTION BY LOLO SOETORO: Barry Soetoro.
FACTUAL CITIZENSHIP: Indonesia.

To date Barry Soetoro has not had his name Officialy changed back to Barack H. Obama.

A man with the extraordinary ability to induce a primal state of paranoia and rage known as "Bluebloodhound Derangement Syndrome" upon fanatical liberals to the point where they take out their rage on Urban Dictionary by writing long winded, wildly incoherent and nonsensical definitions such as the one written by bluebloodhound, and even hacking votes on their own definition in a pathetic attempt to make extremist views appear popular, as if any minds will be changed by the spewings of some angry basement dweller on a site which everyone knows is a real imbecility of biased, erroneous information. See incoherent, rage, paranoia, bluebloodhound, nonsense, deranged.
To date Barry Soetoro has not had his name Officialy changed back to Barack H. Obama.
by THE-INTELLECTUAL July 29, 2024
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Obama Pour

I very hefty pour of booze, typically tequila. Coined when watching President Obama meet with Mexican Pres. Nieto in 2013. The two shared a glass of tequila that was HUGE, coining the term "Obama Pour"
"Damn! you trying to get me drunk? That's an Obama Pour!"
by Johnnyeffenboots March 11, 2024
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Obama's Law

A term that originated from Godwin's Law, Obama's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will blame Obama. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Obama's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.
"Hey did you see that car wreck the other day?"
"Yeah I did, thanks a lot Obama."
"It wasn't Obama's fault."
"Well, that's Obama's Law."
by I Am Mamba June 3, 2016
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Obama

So... When Obama And Trump were sitting behind Kamala Harris... And talking about HER the way that Tyler and Rick were talking about ME last night some time between 10 pm and 1 am...
Hym "Obama was doing a coup... Where his goal was not to WIN THE ELECTION... But to make Trump look bad... I don't know... So, what were Obama and Trump doing to Kamala Harris just there? It LOOKS LIKE (And you can see a video of it were some deaf chick reads their lips as their speaking about her)... They were doing the thing to Kamala that people do to me... To make ME look bad..."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2025
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Obama

i would love to get in with obama this weekend
by beau alder July 24, 2023
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