Tom, you may as well leave

The act of trying to roast someone with the name “Tom” by singing the song “Call me by your name”, but slightly changing the lyrics. And instead stating “Call me what you want, Call me what you need, Tom you may as well leave”.

Enrique: Are you gang gang?
Tom : “Who Remembers the Infinity Stones”
Adrian: “Tom, you may as Well Leave.”
Tom: Shut the Fuck up.

Adrian: Nope!

by Göbert August 13, 2025

Brilliance is laziness well executed

Describes an individual who appears to be "lazy" but is actually incredibly good at designing all aspects of their life based efficiency and automation

John: It's going to take us weeks to code it. James: I'll write an algorithm so the machine can do 90% of the work for us. John: I can't decide if that's brilliant or lazy. James: "Brilliance is laziness well executed"

by KyleWho? September 14, 2019

Well actually

You're a fucking shill who's literally getting paid to a have a fat cock.

Hym "Well actually kill yourself fat cock."

by Hym Iam September 27, 2023

Everyone did really well

When a teacher says everyone did well, and your sitting there in class knowing forwell you failed

Teacher: everyone did really well on that test
Student: i only answered 2 out of 10 questions

by Jeffdonga December 1, 2018

Play Well

To partake in various fun activities.

I hope your date will play well tonight.

by StarChiId July 3, 2021

WELL WELL WELL

black person doing or eating what they like

black person: bro u want some chicken

you: WELL WELL WELL

by vi nigger December 8, 2023

wells

wells - noun
A place of torment. Being in there feels like you're stuck at the bottom of a deep well, crying for help.

I never want to go there again. It was an absolute wells.

by stacked_pancakes March 30, 2021