Your mum

The best dick handler in bed.

Your mum is the best

by Your_mum's_pussy_destroier November 20, 2021

Ur mum gay

Ur mum gay is the dankest shit of shit

Steve: Ur mum gay
Ur mum: No U

by uyughhhjhkjhjhkjhjk March 10, 2018

ur mum

ur mum is what people say when they don't want to say an actual answer.

I had passionate sex with ur mum last night.

Friend 1: What day is it?
Friend 2: ur mum

by iwillfuckurmum June 8, 2022

Courts Mum

a mum who smokes inside, complains, almost always has a ex husband and always goes to the corner shop for a 24 pack of coca-cola. And almost always has a kid in primary school

"god shes such a courts mum"

by Meltdown.x April 2, 2022

cat mum

A lonely woman, mostly in her 30 or 40s, that tends to call herself cat mum instead of pet owner and not married with children. The person typically also has feminist/childfree views and uses the term as a coping mechanism to show others how „independent“ and „happy“ she is with her choice.

She is 35 and still only has hookups and no stable relationships. She will surely end as a cat mum.

by GiantCope September 8, 2023

ariyans mum

sexy milf

no one is hotter then ariyans mum

by rubyz4271 December 5, 2021

Mum

Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a slip-n-slide!

Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a slip-n-slide! Funny Mum

by Unbrokenwand9 April 13, 2020