shagging machine

its an item for when people practice ready to have sex

girl1: ive always wanted to fuck that lad up for years but.....i dont know how to.
girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice

by ronnie1997 August 6, 2011

Mystery machine

Getting naked, turning out all of the lights so you cannot see anything, grab a random object, and shove it up,your ass or pussy

When doing the mystery machine, I accidentally grabbed a cactus and had the best night of my life

by Cumshot Larry June 4, 2016

Fax machine

Imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone...

you know that thing called a fax machine? oh yea, isn’t it basically the outcome of unprotected sex between a letter and a phone?

by Doodle:) February 26, 2020

the coffee machine

When a sexual partner has to relieve themselves, so the other partner inserts a coffee capsule into their rectum and they slowly drip warm pee.

Bro, I gave Sarah the coffee machine last night and she slow dripped a steamy brew

by Rosie Hyman November 15, 2020

Drama driven machine

Someone that thinks there should be more respect because nobody respects them, more peace because everyone that knows them gets into fights, more unity because nobody trusts them, and more love because they try to make everyone hate someone else on a regular basis.

The Mouth of the South was a drama driven machine that didn't think she was a part of the reason there was always drama around her.

by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021

San fransisco slot machine

when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!

"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"

by Tim2345 October 3, 2006

Rage Against The Machine

THE BEST ROCK/METAL RAP BAND EVER. A revolutionary band put together by Tom Morello (lead guitarist) and Zach De La Rocha (Lead Singer). They talk about the secrets of government of people. Their best known song is probably 'Killing In The Name Of'. True to their music and actually produce real stuff; pop (poop) fans who don't like them can go suck eggs and are just losers who can't recognise good music.

Rage Fan: Have you heard Killing In The Name Of?
Poop Fan: No. Have you heard never say n..... (loud bang interupts him and he drops abruptly to the floor)
Rage Fan: Don't ever name him or his songs again. No one copares to Rage Against The Machine

by Lil' SkreamZ December 18, 2012