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Loading the Musket

When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.
Dude were you and nancy loading the musket last night? We could smell it in the other room.
by Jowuhepona69 February 28, 2017
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Lager Load

The crown jewel of trailer park romance: shotgun a cheap lager in the shower while gettin’ your pole polished, then bust like a busted transmission and douse her dome in leftover brew like she just won a demolition derby. Best served warm, with flip-flops on.
Casey surprised his girl with a lager load while taking a shower
by B-ready May 2, 2025
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Z-Load

1. The least of the last when considering the male hierarchy. i.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude…incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaked from a failed condom causing a surprise pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.
Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!
by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023
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yellow load

When you have to pee but you have sex anyways and you shoot a yellow load
I had to piss so bad but she was ready to go, I shot a yellow load all over her face!
by Avenja April 8, 2016
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Loading...

When your friend Jacob takes too long to process things being said. The loading period lasts usually around from 1 minute to 87 business days
friend: Anybody wanna go out?
Jacob: (Loading...)
by Jacob Loading process... October 21, 2022
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Muzzle Load

When you boof drugs and then have them shoved up the anus further by way of butt sex
by Highply January 18, 2019
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Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.
Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross
by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013
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