A very plastic looking humanoid who does drugs in other peoples houses whom wears more makeup then a clown
by That one big prick November 23, 2021
One who cares so deeply for the people who love her. Never fails to light up a room with her bright smile and rosey cheeks. Her blue eyes are sure to sweep you off your feet. If you ever get a chance to meet her you're sure to love her and you wont be able to help knowing just how lucky you are.
by billy sack February 02, 2025
refers to important administrative tasks that are completed exceedingly late, causing excessive fees and stress
by CanMerica September 04, 2012
A very beautiful but sad person. She thinks lowly of herself and feels unloved. We all notice how beautiful she is. The only one who doesn't is her.
by @freddycool November 30, 2016
by HARVEY PRICE2.0# August 01, 2021
Female born in 1982. Range includes Central-Northern region of North America with rare sitings further east and west. Has been seen with groups of younger members of her species for long periods at a time. Seems to have an affinity for guacamole and trucks.
Often seen in the company of a yellow dog/lobster.
Often seen in the company of a yellow dog/lobster.
1) Lauren Standriff was in my 5th grade science class.
2) Is it possible for Lauren Standriff to fly an airplane while blindfolded?
3) I once saw Lauren Standriff in the Jewel buying avocados and salsa.
2) Is it possible for Lauren Standriff to fly an airplane while blindfolded?
3) I once saw Lauren Standriff in the Jewel buying avocados and salsa.
by The Driff February 05, 2010
by Lauren Pores July 02, 2017