Fastest Land Animal

A Cheetah (cheat-ah/cheater)

Guy 1: Hey dude where's your girl friend?
Guy 2: we broke up, I slept with another girl.
Guy 1: woah Your the fastest land animal

by Losahighus August 10, 2019

Defuncted land

Any old.abandoned site. To include amusement parks.abandoned malls
In some cases even entire neighborhoods. Times beach.mo. would be an example of this.

I went to the abandoned rock a holla water park in newberry springs (ca) definitely defuncted land!

by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021

mina land

A show made by purplebeakz

Mina land is a great show!

by Urbanchippy April 29, 2025

Land Martian

Women with oddly colored hair. They might also like the same gender(which is okay)

Did you just see that Land Martian, she had some crazy color going on.

by T Tree Climber August 1, 2021

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

physical land

Land, not the sea, something you can physically touch or stand upon.

Driving on physical land takes a lot longer than flying!

by KSB_in_sd January 20, 2025