Johnny is #obsessed with Tom hickey for absolutely no reason. He goes for an irrelevant team (swans) and for some reason thinks they will win the premiership (wishful thinking if you ask me)
Johnny thinks he is going to get a prize after playing a bacon game (made by Phillip bae) for about 2 weeks straight for 300+ levels. However he does not realise he is not getting a prize and he really just wasted his precious time (and his screentime).
Johnny thinks he is going to get a prize after playing a bacon game (made by Phillip bae) for about 2 weeks straight for 300+ levels. However he does not realise he is not getting a prize and he really just wasted his precious time (and his screentime).
by Nickdaicos=goat September 16, 2022

Being continuously skipped on rotation by a stingy mother fucker who smokes a bowl to himself in front of company and doesn't share
by Bettywhite June 7, 2014

thick butt girl: im scared of johnny his dick too big
thick butt girls friend: stop being scary, but it is kinda big tho
thick butt girls friend: stop being scary, but it is kinda big tho
by daggerdiccj3 February 21, 2022

The MTV EMAs winner in the category Best Canadian Act !! ✨ an incredible artist who is one of the most caring man out there for his fans.
by datsmeleo July 31, 2020

When you and you’re friends are taking turns to do lines that are already laid out, the person snorting it ends up finishing his own and most of the other lines by accident.
by Mmxu November 24, 2021

A production manager that's red in the face, hungover or drunk and hates women, children and animals.
Hey man, the production manager is miserable and is clutching his liver. Should we call an ambulance? No need, he's just a Johnny 5.
by Adam Harrington April 17, 2025

by Johnny Sundae January 28, 2024
