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Jacob Sartorios

A boy who stuck his head in a bowl of poison ivy and started looking like a chipmunk
Jacob Sartorios's music makes your ears bleed he thinks that he is Justin Bieber🙊
by M.E.C August 14, 2017
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Jacob G.

"Look at that jewy jew boi over there he's so jewish."
"I bet his name is Jacob G."
by bogfarter October 25, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob, also known as Jake, is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet. He’s loud and crazy most of the time but he knows when to stop. Jacob is very athletic and attractive, but he isn’t one of those stereotype rude jocks. He is respectful and he treats women correctly. His smile is adorable and infectious, and his eyes sparkle when he’s happy. He’s very sensitive but he’s afraid to show his true emotions. He talks a lot around friends, but he’s quite shy around the girl he likes. Jake loves to hug you from behind, call himself wholesome, and put his arm around you. He’s the cutest human being you’ll ever meet.
Jacob is the most wholesome human being on the planet! He deserves the world. <3
by heartbreakurr August 28, 2019
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Jacob

So special. So loving. So talented. So caring. Will go over and beyond for the people he loves and cares for the most. Could easily radiate people towards him and could fit in with any crowd of people. Free spirited and carefree, this guy knows how to have fun and live lovingly. Jacob is extremely adventurous and outgoing. He is the best person I've ever known and is the best boyfriend I could ever ask for.
Hey is that Jacob? He's the best skateboarder that's ever existed!
by Hootnan August 19, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob is the kindest person you will ever meet. He will be there for you when you need it most; whether it's because you're sad, lonely, upset, disappointed, or you simply need a neck-rub every once in a while, he'll be there. Jacob tends to keep to himself most of the time, but once you start talking to him and he's comfortable around you, he'll open up and talk to you all the time.

With his great sense of humor, his incessant dad jokes, and his odd facial expressions, he's fun to talk to, nice to be around, and there's never a dull moment. However, most of his jokes go with a facial expression making it hard to understand them over text or email.

Jacob's tend to have dangerous hobbies and enjoy wreckless activities. They're very smart and intelligent, and they like to spend time with their close friends and family. While they're not 100% perfect, they're pretty darn close. He also tends to doubt himself and his abilities as a friend and a member of society. If you have a Jacob in your life, appreciate him and tell him you care.
Person #1: Wow, Jacob's really nice to everyone. He's pretty damn funny, too.
Person #2: Yeah, he really is. I wonder how he deals with so many people.
by A Person You Don't Know. . . November 19, 2019
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jacob welch

The biggest male whore alive, he cheats, lies, and fucks any female fuckable...Dead Fuck!
Jacob Welch fucks women and dumps them like a bad habit, and runs back home to his wife.
by PerfectNot March 17, 2017
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Jacob Sartorius

Jacob Sartorius is one of the most known teenager as of 2018. Sartorius just released a new ep ‘Better With You’ and it is absolutely amazing. He has so much talent and has the best fandom called the Sartorians.
Person 1: Who is this? This is a good song.

Person 2: That’s Jacob Sartorius. He used to be the cringe musically kid.

Person 1: Wow! He has so much talent
by delightful.jacobs November 25, 2018
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