Iron Man

having sex with your woman/man while wearing pots, pans, and other various metal accessories so they crash together like a drum, also recommended is using the robotic voice

I Iron Man'd my gf last night

by UncleRicoIsGod July 26, 2016

Nigerian waffle iron

A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich

Hey babe, invite uncle Terry and aunt Jimbo over so we can have A Nigerian waffle iron

by The big mamma t June 10, 2023

Iron Horse

Samuels trusty steed, also known as train that runs on oil back in the 70s. The iron horse was once used to carry peach bones across seas, and was used to help slaves, such as old Harrison, escape from the Negro Hollow.

Samuel took the iron horse to a redeployment and lost miserably. He also ate a stick.

by Piper and Anna High Class Defs June 10, 2018

Iron river

Eponymous flow of contraband guns across the us mexico border
Guns are made of metal hence the name "iron river'

T jefferson parker wrote an excellent novel entitled "iron river" which deals with the illegal flow of gui and weapons across the us/mexican border.

by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021

Iron dome

Getting a blow job (i.e., fellatio) from an Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) soldier, typically while on Birthright.

Typically from a woman soldier, but Israel is the most socially progressive country in the middle east (that doesn't say much, true), so it could be from a guy too...

See also: Girthright

Friend 1: Dude I don't want to go on birthright, it's such a Zionist scam.
Friend 2: Just go take the trip so you can get that iron dome!

by secretuser420 June 20, 2022

Iron Maiden

An extremely awesome heavy metal band from the UK. Starting in 1975, Iron Maiden quickly became very influential in the heavy metal genre, especially symphonic/power metal. Similar to other long time metal bands like Metallica and Slayer, Maiden's albums during the early to mid 1980s are usually said to be their best. Best noted for his unique voice and wide vocal range, Bruce Dickinson has been the main singer for most of the band's existence. The name Iron Maiden comes from a execution device involving spikes.
All 17 of their albums by year:
Iron Maiden- 1980
Killers- 1981
Number Of The Beast- 1982
Piece Of Mind- 1983
Powerslave- 1984
Somewhere In Time- 1986
7th Son Of A 7th Son- 1988
No Prayer For The Dying- 1990
Fear Of The Dark- 1992
The X Factor- 1995
Virtual XI- 1998
Brave New World- 2000
Dance Of Death- 2003
A Matter Of Life And Death- 2006
The Final Frontier- 2010
The Book Of Souls- 2015
Senjutsu- 2021

Iron Maiden is an amazing band! You need to listen their songs, especially ones like Number Of The Beast, Flash Of The Blade, The Trooper, and Rime Of The Ancient Mariner.

by Retard_Ryan September 18, 2022

Curling iron

Adj used to label someone that is so gay they change others straight habits into curly habits similar to a curling iron curling hair straight hair

Wow this chick is a damn curling iron over here.

by Poelator February 16, 2018