going dutch

It's the amazing feat of having a good balls to penis ratio. It is truly the pinnacle of human anatomy.

Jimmy: Did you watch the world going Dutch cup yesterday?
Joey: Yes. There were some beautiful balls to penis ratios.

by My real name. July 13, 2009

kosher dutch

Kosher dutch can be defined as it's all good.

"im sorry about hitting you"
"Kosher dutch"

by Sarah Markle May 25, 2005

Dutch Chocolate

The action of pooping in your hand and rolling the feces into a suitable shape for a chocolate. Then, spraying the feces with perfume to hide the odor. The person will then wrap the feces in cellophane and leave it somewhere where a person will find it.

Rob:Hey Bob, can you believe Joe actually ate the Dutch Chocolate?

Bob: Oh my god really? Eww!

by suzantzegreat December 09, 2012

dutch umbrella

if you're a female and you're facing a bukakke or even just a load or two, this is your number one defense.

right before it rains, you grab the sheet and hold it over your head.

boy, i was headed toward some serious bukakke until i pulled out the dutch umbrella

by jimmy the snake October 18, 2008

Dutch Fudgicle

A sexual act when the partners have sex out in the snow. The male then shits on the females chest. The female and male then roll around in the snow with the male's penis inserted in to the females vagina, resulting in a "Dutch Fudgicle"

Joe: Eww. Whats that smell?
Mike: I gave my girlfriend the Dutch Fudgicle last night.
Joe: Did you take a shower?
Mike: No.

by Fnaf Raider November 30, 2014

dutch knuckles

A punch thrown on behalf of a friend or significant other when they are either unwilling or unable to deliver the punch themselves. Also known as a dutch punch.

After Clair spit on me, I threw some dutch knuckles her way.

by unicornhorn July 13, 2010

Dutch Router

when you grab your penis and have someone work your arm as if they were jerking you off but they dont touch your penis

You wanna give me a dutch router?

by Bixer February 22, 2009