Hefty Humper

A person or thing that humps anything in its way. Known for falling on the ground and having an orgasm from thinking about the many fruits and vegetables they fucked last night. Also known as Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus is a hefty humper

by 1212qazwsx April 3, 2017

dry hump wednesday

A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.

Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.

by Betty Missus June 6, 2017

Lobby Hump

Setting up meetings at a conference lobby in order to avoid paying for admission.

I didn't get approval to pay for the conference, so I will Lobby Hump.

by C-Ballz August 7, 2017

Bumper-Humper

A driver who tails another driver so closely that his/her headlights cannot be seen.

That bumper-humper's riding too close to me--he's going to end up in my backseat!

by CrazyBatLady9 January 19, 2018

pre hump day

Pre-Hump day is the Tuesday preceding a Wednesday the actual hump day, it is the foreplay day.

Matt met Jessica on Tinder Tuesday and attempted to solidify a date for hump day by coming up with the notion that a pre hump day existed.

by Mayhematty January 23, 2018

Dumpster hump

Tic tacs first gay prison experience

See also salad tossing

Tic tac likes to be dumpster humped while tossing other inmates salads with jell or syurp

by Dumpster hump May 14, 2018

Ball humper

A ball humper is when someone is forced to carress someone else's balls.

"Girl, you are such a ball humper."

by P. Orno May 31, 2018