A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
by anonymous April 26, 2023
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An A.M. greeting amongst lovers or a general expression of sexual gratitude and approval. or used when punishing babysitters with heavy bondage and gang rape.
goose moonin, how do you like babysitting five dicks you fucking whore? This is for loosing my kids and now we are going to pump you full of babies till you smell of bradford pear trees in bloom.
Goose moonin, how do you like me now?
Goose moonin, nice nut baby.
Goose moonin, how do you like me now?
Goose moonin, nice nut baby.
by Rdl1982 May 10, 2023
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Get the Giggle Goose mug.Ryan: Hey biff, it looks like you're cold.
Biff: How can you tell?
Ryan: You've got skin boners.
Biff: You mean goose bumps?!
Biff: How can you tell?
Ryan: You've got skin boners.
Biff: You mean goose bumps?!
by Jasmine9292 October 22, 2019
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a caring person - like a mother, usually has a name like alaska, probably a vsco gorl, is chaotic; a mess.
by mintmyg October 30, 2019
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