loose goose

A person (generally a female) who is chronically vagile.


Note: many girls become loose gooses as they progress through high school.

That girl needs to stop being so goddamn vagile, she's turning into a loose goose.

by owanderhoffe April 14, 2004

grey goose it

to have sex with someone that is ugly while drunk

yo would you have sex with the fat girl?
yea, ill grey goose it?

by Jove88 June 11, 2008

walking the goose

First, you and three of your friends stop at a garage sale to avoid having to work out at track practice. Next, you find a broken cement goose sculpture being given away for free at that garage sale. Then, you and your friends carry the heavy goose sculpture over a full mile of hills back to your school track/football field, even though it would have been much easier to drive the sculpture back in your car.

Coach: What is that?
You: It's a cement goose. Instead of running, we were walking the goose.

by weezerdog3 May 3, 2014

Loose Goose

When your wife is sleeping and she lets out a very relaxed and extended fart.

Dude... last night at 3am... my wife was sleeping and rolled over and let out a loose goose of a fart.

by mrgconn May 2, 2019

goose grenade

joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s Canadian and loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.

joel likes boys bc he’s a goose grenade

by iminyourmomsdreams September 27, 2021

stomped on a goose

It's the next level of outrageously gaseous and loud fart that surpasses a stepped on duck.

My missus farted so loud a duck couldn't have screamed loud enough. Water fowl were underfoot!

"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!

by goose stomper October 8, 2013

rubber goose

a third wheel, but better phrase

boy: does your friend really have to rubber goose again?

by peaceandloveabby May 29, 2018