national kiss your girlfriend day!

kiss your girlfriend (or make out 😏)

girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
this day is on august 16.

by macey - august 15 2023 August 15, 2023

National Message your girlfriend day

Every boy has to message there girlfriend whenever she says to

Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day Boy: Ok I will give you a mess age

by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021

Best Girlfriend

Caroline

Caroline is the best girlfriend

by LazyDaizy August 31, 2025

blasian girlfriend

something I want :( AND NOT TO FETISHIZE

Mom: Nick, is this your blasian girlfriend?
Nick: Mom wtf.

by m4rsh4llsx3 April 11, 2023

girlfriend

a mythical creature that loves me. The ancient folk called my grandparents, had a belief that one day I will meet my girlfriend and start a relationship with it

Grandma: Do you already have a girlfriend
Me: No
Grandma: Surely a handsome boy like you should attract all the girls to him
Me: ...

by imbored1999 June 13, 2022

Girlfriend

a waste of time: a bad use of time, time spent doing useless or unnecessary things.

Wow, fuck a girlfriend. i'd rather play with some money than play with some pussy.

by LuchGooch November 26, 2020

Girlfriend

Passive aggressive attacks and you using my vernacular... The world is basically my girlfriend at this point....

Hym "Hahaha! You're practically my girlfriend! Come on honey, throw daddy some booty."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023