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douche nozzle

Surpassing the level of a douche bag.
He's more than a douche bag - he's a douche nozzle.
by Homieshenna July 24, 2009
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Douche Chugger

Similar in appearance to the widely known and reviled "douche bag", the "douche chugger" excels in douche baggery of such an epic scale, that few believe they exist.
Most often white, suburban males who think they are black, urban males. Frequently seen in cars that are utter shit, that they have equipped with a 3ft tall spoiler; huge, chrome, spinner rims; incredibly fag-alicious neon; and windows tinted so dark you can't see out, let alone in; or windows with retarded sayings written in calligraphy. Actual sighting: Beeyotch Killah. My favorite.

There are exceptions to this rule.

Some well known douche chuggers: frat boys, guys who wear really tight shirts, any guy who spends more than 20 seconds on his hair, any guy with that queer jawline beard, and guys who peel out from every green light.

Some famous douche chuggers: Kevin Federline, Macaulay Culkin, Leonardo DiCaprio, Chris Klein, The Gallaghers from Oasis, and P. Diddy.(or whatever the fuck his name is now)
by Wolvie May 15, 2006
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Douche Bag

by Greg April 13, 2004
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bag of douche

A clever way to call someone a douche bag.
Guy 1: Dude that guy is a douche bag.
Guy 2: No better yet he is a bag of douche.
by The Aud Man April 26, 2006
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Petri Douche

Petri Douche: A place/location where a lot of douchebags are known to congregate.

A place that attracts and seemingly breeds chavs/douchebags/jackwagons/etc etc.
Oh hell no I'm not going to Wetherspoons, that place is a petri douche!

Or: urgh why would you want to go to Las Vegas, that place is such a petri douche.
by ameribrit January 10, 2011
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Douche Rag

A female version of a “Douche Bag
Douche Rag, one who, interacts with, congregates with, hangs with, keeps in company with, has sleazy intimate relations with, act like, dresses like, drink with, hair gels with, a Douche Bag.
A 'Douche Rag' likes to chew gum, smoke cigs and wear giant loopy earring’s all at the same time… Lots of perfume and lipstick with f#ck me pumps and a mini. My best friend slept with my X. She’s hanging around the guy who took his shirt off at the party. She’s upstairs doing coke. Blames the alcohol for lude behavior. Likes Asian letter tattoos on Douche bags left arm not right. Two drinks and your baby sitting a very likely back ally blowjob.
by WilliamFuentes December 21, 2008
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douche head

Someone who's head looks like a douche.
Can also be someone who has an incredibly ugly face or head.
Sythe says:
fuck
Sythe says:
now i have to define splork
Sythe says:
NOOOO
Alexander Mickhail says:
:P
Sythe says:
some douche head has defined it for me
by sythe February 12, 2005
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