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post sandwich depression

the feeling you get after you finish eating a darren turkey chip special
guy 1: Man, are you feeling alright?
guy 2: No man I just ate this sandwich, and now I think I've got post sandwich depression.
by dumbledarren March 9, 2011
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High school depression

When a student gets extremely sad about grades, popularity or failing school.

Happens to a lot of high school students.
A Dude/Gal: God I’m so sad about my grades, they’re dropping like crazy.
B Dude/Gal: Sounds Like High School depression it’s when you are extremely sad about something about high school.
A Dude/Gal: oh fuck.
by GBonbon798 August 5, 2020
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violent depression sex

The kind of sex that is reserved between a woman and their sexually frustrated neighbor, both parties are vigorously and mercilessly going at it, however they're mid existential crisis at the though of what their life has come to, sat in a somewhat strange mans house, having your ass eaten whilst fearing the wrath of his obese wife breaking down the door.

Such sex involves acts to inflict major harm and discomfort upon each other, such as a foreskin tearing hand job, whilst her mother is in the kitchen, unaware of the task at hand (Pun intended).
Furthermore such an act is later ignored and they go back to awkwardly making compulsory conversation whence they see each other in public, till the time comes again. (Pun, yet again, intended).
"You see the way Catherina and Phil were looking at each other at the shop"?
" Yeah, they've been going at it"
"Phil's wife ain't gonna be impressed that he's been having violent depression sex with her*.
by Decan Gray May 7, 2018
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Post Mate’l Depression

Fuck off! I’ve got a bad case of Post Mate’l Depression.
by Hooksy Bass July 10, 2023
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Bi-partisan depression

Realizing that both majority parties in the United States are equally corrupt and probably don't have individual needs in their immediate interest, causing a lengthy depressive state, much like post-partum depression.
After watching several news broadcasts, I was clinically diagnosed with a severe case of bi-partisan depression.
by guava c January 25, 2018
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traumatic brain depression

tbd
reliving those images in ur head
it’s not a phase depression is real
by BumStatusYo December 12, 2018
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Post Libertas Depression

The depression that hits you after a long vacation or weekend
me: I really don't want to go to work tomorrow, I'd rather jump off a bridge.
friend: Dude, I think you're suffering from Post Libertas Depression
by Wi11emDafoe August 17, 2019
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