the really sad feeling, that usually happens around 1am, when you realise you are never going to be able to marry Chris wood because he'll never know you
by lorelaixfaith on tiktok January 6, 2021
Get the Chris wood depressionmug. A hardcore republican with zero self-awareness. Usually has a chronic fear of girls from the goth community.
by $$Definition June 20, 2023
Get the Depressed Cowboy Syndromemug. The kind of sex that is reserved between a woman and their sexually frustrated neighbor, both parties are vigorously and mercilessly going at it, however they're mid existential crisis at the though of what their life has come to, sat in a somewhat strange mans house, having your ass eaten whilst fearing the wrath of his obese wife breaking down the door.
Such sex involves acts to inflict major harm and discomfort upon each other, such as a foreskin tearing hand job, whilst her mother is in the kitchen, unaware of the task at hand (Pun intended).
Furthermore such an act is later ignored and they go back to awkwardly making compulsory conversation whence they see each other in public, till the time comes again. (Pun, yet again, intended).
Such sex involves acts to inflict major harm and discomfort upon each other, such as a foreskin tearing hand job, whilst her mother is in the kitchen, unaware of the task at hand (Pun intended).
Furthermore such an act is later ignored and they go back to awkwardly making compulsory conversation whence they see each other in public, till the time comes again. (Pun, yet again, intended).
"You see the way Catherina and Phil were looking at each other at the shop"?
" Yeah, they've been going at it"
"Phil's wife ain't gonna be impressed that he's been having violent depression sex with her*.
" Yeah, they've been going at it"
"Phil's wife ain't gonna be impressed that he's been having violent depression sex with her*.
by Decan Gray May 7, 2018
Get the violent depression sexmug. by Hooksy Bass July 10, 2023
Get the Post Mate’l Depressionmug. The deep sad nostalgic feeling of departure you feel when your best friend tells you he/she has to go or feeling sleepy after a good conversation usually on Skype or any other IM app.
You : So, what's up?
Friend : My eyes are closing, I need to go to catch some sleep.
Good night :)
You : good night ..
Post-Goodbye depression.
Friend : My eyes are closing, I need to go to catch some sleep.
Good night :)
You : good night ..
Post-Goodbye depression.
by Alain Kribler May 1, 2014
Get the Post-Goodbye Depressionmug. The feeling you have once you leave a Kim Dracula concert often one of sadness, longing, and depression.
Leaving the concert has given me post kimcert depression.
I miss seeing Kim in concert. I have pkd, post kimcert depression.
I miss seeing Kim in concert. I have pkd, post kimcert depression.
by LXXLoveRoulette July 24, 2023
Get the Post Kimcert Depressionmug. The sudden influx of sadness that occurs after daylight savings time in the fall, when people struggle to become re-acquainted with the soul-crushing darkness outside that now occurs at 5pm.
I have such a serious case of daylight savings depression that all I want to do when I get off work is order takeout and watch "Murder, She Wrote" marathons.
by xDrewB April 20, 2018
Get the daylight savings depressionmug.