Dan Moment

when you say something mean but take it back and say "IM JUST JOSHING"

Man 1:"You are very short"
Man 2:"Why would you say that"
Man 1:"I'M JUST JOSHING"
Man 2:"That's Dan Moment"

by godgamer1234 May 18, 2021

Dan west

Absolute fockin geeza. Beats an oluwa Seun at everything. Including big cock competitions. Everyone wants to shag him including the boys but he’s straight so peak for them.

Oluwa Seun is so cool.

Yh but hav u heard of a dan west he’s better

by Shuttjdjdbdbdjd June 26, 2019

Dan

Dan is someone who Youngbin loves a lot, even more than lotte (but less than ciara)

An actual ray of sunshine, but can be a cunt, but that's A-ok

Hourly reminder that I love Dan no homo though

by Roseiv4 June 24, 2018

dan shearn

Dan Shearn is an amazing person very cute and funny and lovable and tho he thinks he is he is not fat he is such a gd person to b around even tho he plays fortnite if u have a person called Dan Shearn in ur life KEEP HIM x

girl: hey Kayla who’s that
Kayla: oh that’s Dan Shearn he is like sooo fit
girl: do u like him then
Kayla: Urm yesssss

by Itsthatgurl June 5, 2021

dan ob

a whore and slut obsessed with SM and thinks amanda is an iphone!!!!!

wow u see dan ob today he lookin ode wack

by plnamsidk October 23, 2018

Reverse lieutenant Dan

The act of sitting on one's legs until numbness sets in, then positioning a dildo in between ones feet and riding the dildo in a reverse cowgirl position.

Luke was really into riding it backwards but needed the illusion of someone else participating so he tried a reverse lieutenant Dan.

by Gorestorm November 12, 2021

Derpy Dan

Someone who refers to outdated references or information that is no longer funny.

Derpy Dan can also refer to a person or persons that make statements or jokes about an event that is untrue, or that did not occur.

Person 1: Hey did you hear John talking about how the cops swatted his neighbors home because the husband was mad that his cheated?

Person 2: No, John is just a Derpy Dan, that is not what happened and he is just trying to make stuff up to get attention.

by WarpedAura June 19, 2022