cunt inspector

Someone who looks inside of bitches dirty hairy hatchet wounds to find old tampons, lint, pieces of shitty toilet paper because they wipe from back to front, cum from random dudes they raw dogged, and old dried up blood clots from their last months period. -Dirty mike and the boys provided this information and it is all accurate.

The cunt inspector instantly puked after smelling the dirty slice of any chick ever because they are sluts. Her cunt smelled of ammonia, garlic, fish, and pussy farts.

by Dirty Mike H. July 6, 2015

cunt butter

what is produced when you are long dicking a vagina for more than 15 minutes

when we finished...I noticed I had cunt butter on my balls.

by flop dobbins May 5, 2014

Cunt Gun

Slang for phallus or penis (A play on the fact that a penis shoots into a vagina)

1. He used his Cunt Gun on me
2. He Cunt Gunned me the other night

by Gallant The GOAT February 28, 2020

Cunt pong

a game similar to beer pong except that you don't have to be 21 to play it

Jimmy is playing cunt pong with Ana

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cunt-Hive

The sort of club that only the fool hardy would frequent due to the high level of cunts as patrons

Julian: Shall we go to Bacchus?

Tony: No! That place is a right Cunt-hive!

by Delzdreth May 7, 2009

Sick cunt

Oi nah he’s a fucking sick cunt aye.

Your a fucking sick cunt.

by Yeh nah July 1, 2019

Cunt Crud

When after intercourse, the Vaginal Juices dry and your shaft, pubic hair and scrutum are covered with a mucus-like substance which is quite sticky, until bone-dry, then appearing like dandruff.

I nailed this chick last night, but i got a wicked deposit of Cunt Crud.

by in4GBH May 25, 2009