crotch burners

A company that specializes in laser hair removal.

I'm not looking forward to tomorrow, I have an appointment with the crotch burners.

by SmokingJacket December 7, 2010

Crotch Pocket

What driver or passenger of a car uses when he/she fails to get one of the few precious cupholders in a car, and is forced to put the ice cold drink between their legs, usually just below the crotch region.

Aww Man! i have to use my crotch pocket to hold on to my drink because my stupid Buick only has two cupholders for 5 people.

by MC Razzle Dazzle August 10, 2009

Suzie Rotten Crotch

The unfaithful military girlfriend that will screw anything that moves while your deployed but when you catch her it is magically your fault

Caught Suzie Rotten crotch fucking Jodie

by Joker 9 July 5, 2016

crotch monkey

an STD that is highly contagious. It is to believed to have originated somewhere on GORDAN SCHWARTZ's gigantic ass.

"Yo, did you hear about T-dog? He came down with crotch monkeys!

by thadias April 19, 2003

crotch check

This is the action people commonly take when they are wearing underwear over their pants and need to make sure that the jeans underneath aren't making it look like they have a penis. This also takes place just in case you thought you lost your vagina or penis. If your vagina or penis is detachable then you understand.

Do these pants make me look like I have a penis? Crotch Check!

by ** April 6, 2005

sledge hammer crotch

when you fuck a guy whose dick is so big it hurts like hell the next couple days.

I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand

by redheadedslutx23 January 9, 2011

Fire and Ice Crotch

A red-headed female that also happens to be a total bitch.

Dude A: Hey, I'm so psyched for my date with Annabeth tonite!
Dude B: You should reconsider man, she's a total fire and ice crotch.

by Devil Hater January 21, 2010