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glow in the dark condoms

gay guy1: ..i got glow in the dark comdons and black lights..wanna play light sabers?

gay guy2: okay!
by hoe May 13, 2005
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eye condoms

sunglasses that you were to protect your eyes
hey want to go to the bar? Sure just let me put on my eye condoms
by shtzngglz May 8, 2010
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condo-clean

The thin layer of filth that seems to inhabit all condos and vacation rentals.
Roger: "yo breh, this fork looks a little nasty. Toss me another one!"

Doug: "no dude its all good, that forks condo-clean."
by dannyknowgood April 18, 2007
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condo de kayak

the term Condo De Kayak was first coined by Julia Ehnot (2003- ) in 2019 in attempt to spell the cultural celebration Cinco de Mayo
Oh my god did you hear about Condo de Kayak?

Christian totally kicked her ass at the Condo de Kayak celebration.
by mustasche May 7, 2020
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Condiments

The increasingly common street name for poppers. Can be used as a code word when poppers isnt entirely appropriate.
"I'm really in the mood for some condiments"

"Well go to the chippy and get some ; )"
by credit crunch August 10, 2008
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Trojan's Fire and Ice Condoms

(trodʒən|s fajər ænd ajs kɑndəmz )- n.

1. A product of the Trojan company. It is a condom created from a partnership between Church & Dwight Company, Incorporated and Sanofi S.A.to combine two of their greatest assets together, the Trojan Condom, and the IcyHot cream and patch, to, apperantly, relieve erectile pains while engaging in sexual intercourse. It has been so successful, it recieved the coveted two and a half stars on Amazon, and a host of bloggers who, between bragging about their sexual prowess, gave it such glowing reviews as "traumatising", "horrifying", "like lubing your dick with IcyHot" (not a completely inaccurate discription), "nightmarish", etc.

2. Buffoon, a Cretin, one who is considered to be unusally dull, lacking in brillance or intellect.

(etmy. 1. From the individual componets 2. Translated literally from the Irish 'Go mbeire an diabhal leis thú', proverbially meaning one who does stupid things repeatedly)
1. Oh God, my dick, it feels like...oh God, please stop the pain...I shall take a vow of chasity after this... God I shall never buy Trojan's Fire and Ice Condoms again!

2. He is such a Trojan's Fire and Ice Condom
by Tom O' Bedlam September 25, 2011
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