copperspoon

When you attempt to have harsh anal sex in the ear canal

Dude I just copperspooned the fuck outta this girl

by Chapuetta June 17, 2023

Copper Goblin

Meth heads, tweakers and junkies have a penchant for precious metals and other bartering goods, copper, in particular. They can be seen rummaging through dumpsters around industrial complexes but are most commonly spotted under the hood of a Kia in a nightclub parking lot. Typical markings include: someone else’s discarded cigarette butt hanging, stuck to their bottom lip; shorts so dirty you wonder how they could possibly get that way; a ripped football T-shirt from a Super Bowl in the 90’s; and sometimes during breeding season, a white plastic ‘thank you’ bag tied in a knot filled with various unknown goods. Juveniles have a full set of teeth; adults have few to no teeth. One particularly unique trait of this goblin is a distinct musk gland that emits an odor akin to lukewarm scrotum and industrial paint thinner. If one sees a questionable act they must shout in an authoritative voice from a distance or shine bright light upon the subject in question. If the subject proceeds to scatter towards a nearby chain link fence holding their arms to their chest with a full ripped t shirt of scrap metal like a frightened squirrel- one has positively identified a Copper Goblin.

I drove by the cemetery on my way home and observed a breeding pair of copper goblins eying the iron entry gates.

We stopped at Home Depot the other day, when we walked by the dumpster we could hear the rummaging of an entire herd of copper goblins!

Did you know that copper goblins, when molting from larva to adult, can lose up to one tooth per week while consuming more than half their body weight in raw amphetamines?

by Fishingwithdabrigs June 25, 2023

copperating

Turning into a literal lump of pure copper metal via a painful transmutation.

Max is a real bozo whenever he is copperating

by StoatStoatStoat June 26, 2023

Chipper's Dozen

Just as a Baker's Dozen historically refers to 13 (typically as bread rolls), A Chipper's Dozen refers to some number greater than that which was ordered, typically applied to Potato Cakes / Potato Scallops / Potato Fritters. In any such case, the customer will order and pay for some number of these fried delights and typically receive something like 1.3 to 1.5x that number. More typically this applies to an order less than a dozen, so it is more useful (though more cumbersome) to describe a "Chipper's half-dozen".

"Order 67! - 8 potato cakes."
"Yep, that's me."
"Yeah no worries. A few of these looked a bit puny so I threw in a couple more for ya."
"Thanks mate. Whoa thanks, there's like 10 in here or maybe more?"
"You're alright - just a standard Chipper's dozen."

by keepCalmAndGetOuttaHere June 29, 2023

copper nanotube

A highly offensive and vulgar slang term, referring obliquely to the female genitalia, but used as a derogatory insult towards a person, regardless of gender. (Origin: "Nanotubes" are widely abbreviated as "NT". Chinese researchers invented a copper chemical symbol "Cu", which they abbreviated as "CuNT").

"Hillary is a filthy copper nanotube."

by AethelredTheUnready July 12, 2024

Chopped Dice

1. A public speaker who loses the attention of the audience after having an attention grabbing introduction due to rambling or rabbit trailing

2. A gambler who places a large bet and rolls snake eyes/loses

1. “That speaker’s speech was chopped dice”
2. He when all in at the craps table and received chopped dice

by Captaincapable July 12, 2024

Chopped Dice

1. A public speaker who loses the attention of the audience after having an attention grabbing introduction due to rambling or rabbit trailing

2. A gambler who places a large bet and rolls snake eyes/loses

1. “That speaker’s speech was chopped dice”
2. He when all in at the craps table and received chopped dice

by Captaincapable July 12, 2024