Cheese Itch

When you scratch an itch located in a body crack, crevice or orifice and your fingers acquire a cheesy, odiferous smell.

I had a cheese itch. I need to wash my fingers.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

chicago cheese

The art of traveling to Chicago from Japan with your uncle Carl, just to pit-stop at a greasy hot dog stand with a vendor named Jerald, who is a divorced man with 4 children that he does not have custody of, stealing the cart while he tightens his bra, riding it off into the sunset until you and Carl realize you are hotdogsexual, (yes its a thing) so you ejectulate inside a hot dog bun and let him eat it until you both die a fatal death performed by Carl's psycho ex-wife, Bartha, who thinks that they are still together and that he cheated on her, so you both die and Carl's children carry on the business, by using cum as cheese.

"Yo man, let's go buy some chicago cheese"
"Hell yeah bro"

by periodsex46290 February 4, 2018

Orland Cheese

Dirty ass cheese in Orland where all the nasty bitches get fucked at.

That nasty ass hyena went to the orland cheese with that fool during lunch and did the dirty

by Jungle530 November 22, 2020

Horse Cheese

A comment of distaste to a certain situation, usually used to insult.

- "What the fuck was Johnson up to last night?"

"Fuck knows, but the silly cunt came back stinking of horse cheese this morning.."

by Bishops Stortford December 26, 2011

cheese twt

best part of twitter where there are chaotic people who obsess over cheese, toes, and books

cheese twt is coming to end book twt!

by cheesemallow April 26, 2020

cheese puff

to place one's mouth over the butthole and blow a short, powerful blast of air into the anus.

my rusty trombone was immediately followed by a cheese puff.

by gsodthecluck July 24, 2009

butt cheese

The pasty accumulation of farts in your underwear.

I gotta wipe the butt cheese from my crack before it makes a skid mark on my underwear.

by Uncle Stinky May 7, 2004