Cheek's Law

A derivative of Murphy's Law, but a thousand times worse. The problem that goes wrong will go wrong to the fullest extent.

Guy 1: I just had sex, but she turn turned out to be my cousin and she was born a guy.

Guy 2: That's Cheek's Law at work.

by Rebel1269 March 20, 2016

Sweet cheeks

An informal way of saying the person address has a good looking buttocks

Have you seen Ejiro? She now has sweet cheeks

by anonymous May 6, 2022

Cod Cheeks

The Boston version of swamp ass

I have serious cod cheeks after a full
Day of travel

by Noclass March 21, 2025

Nut Cheeking

When a male constricts the flesh of his scrotum to form a fold between the two testicles, causing the sack to resemble two butt cheeks and a butt crack (also called a nut crack in the context of nut cheeking.)

I thought he had a butt on his front but he was just nut cheeking.

by Swipperton December 31, 2020

Dead Cheeks

So serious you put it on the turd cutter

“Bro I’m dead cheeks rn I pipes that 10 over there”

by homelessbozo August 31, 2022

Cheek Chewers

The action when people without or with limited teeth look as though they have eaten a lemon and are trying to get the taste out of their mouth.

Those cheek chewers need to go and get a set of dentures to eliminate gumming their mouths raw...

toothless hillbilly prune face dentures chew

by whami67153 July 26, 2011

Brother Cheeks

A word used by the homosexual community in order to show their interest in beginning a homosexual orgy, among a group of men usually more than 8.

Srodins: Brother Cheeks, Rome ain't finna ever get 1452'ed

Me: No thanks, I am not apart of the homosexual community.

by Srodins (Prince Maximilianus) November 19, 2020