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Canadian Beaver Tail 

A person performing a sexual act involving an uncircumcised male and a partner with a particularly hairy anus.

The partner may be either male or female as long as the prerequisite of having sufficient hair around the anus is met.

The person acting as the Canadian Beaver Tail approaches the partner from behind with the foreskin retracted, making contact between the anus and the exposed glans. Once contact is established the foreskin is once again pulled over the head of the penis fusing both individuals together.

"Hey, I think that anonymous human #1 passed out in the bathroom."
"Yup, looks like it's time for a Canadian Beaver Tail" *anonymous human #2 proceeds to mount anonymous human #1 in the aforementioned fashion and becomes the Canadian Beaver Tail*
Canadian Beaver Tail by Lazy Smurf December 21, 2008

Canadian History 

A dank hole in an otherwise lifeless tundra.
Boy, I sure am tired of staring at all of this Canadian History, really gets me down.
Canadian History by Bill Brinkly February 5, 2010

Canadian Ivy League 

1. McGill
2. UofT
3. McMaster

4. Waterloo

5. UBC

These are the best universities in Canada. Not many come close to the top 5. Western and Queens students like to think they part of the top 5, but really those bawtymons ain’t.
“One of my boys goes to the Canadian Ivy League

“Really, where”

“McMaster health sci

Canadian Snow Soccer 

Also known as Hockey, this game was originally played outdoors when in the Winter months, fresh water lakes would freeze. This allowed Canucks to strap metal blades onto their feet and slide around on the icy pond while chasing after and trying to hit a biscuit into a goal with a funny looking stick. Players of the game often slam into each other and get into fights while attempting to gain control of said biscuit. For the most part, the game is now played inside on an artificial ice skating rink, but is occasionally played outside. Somehow, this game made its way to the United States, although 90%* or more of the players on its teams are also made up of Canuckistanians.

*this statistic is a rectal extraction
Dude 1: You watching the Stars game later?
Dude 2: Nah. I don't really watch Canadian Snow Soccer, though it is far more entertaining than Soccer.

canadian maple leaf

when you piss the shape of a Canadian maple leaf on a girls back
canadian maple leaf by mark minadeo September 29, 2008

Canadian ghost 

If your at a party and you hear of the canadian ghost, either its amazing bud, or it is a king amongst men standing in true stoner fashion ready to set things off.
Dude i was at lizzy's place last night and one of her friends friends was a canadian ghost, ive never been so lifted.

Dude did you see that bud, it was straight canadian ghost.