Why it's christmas

You should use a condom because it's christmas. Why? Because ho ho ho. (used when explaining protected sex to teens)

I just had to give the talk to my son and tell him why it's Christmas.

by itsmenotjames December 08, 2024

Why I don't trust the Bible

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!

Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2024

no why are your hands wet

A typical question someone asks when your hands have a moisture or liquid on them

“No Why are your hands wet” “What do you mean” “Your hands are wet”

by StreakZus Christ May 18, 2023

why wont you adopt me

The phrase that comes before "Because Your BLACK!"

Why wont you adopt me?!? BECAUSE YOUR BLACK

by K9123 August 16, 2024

why don’t you just lick the ground

What you can say to (often sexually driven) territorial teenage wanna be soccer players.
-Maddisson Benay Martin

*Becky begins to look at Maddisson poorly hiding her repressed territorial aggression*
Maddisson: “ why don’t you just lick the ground if you want it so bad”

by Maryjanesasshole July 18, 2024

Because screw you, that's why

Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.

Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!

by BomberJacknut September 01, 2020

Why Does she not love me

it will be ok man

Why Does she not love me

cause your ugly man

by my pp is just tooo hard March 25, 2021