Beaver pungent

Heradic device, symbolising a lack of hygiene on the female line.

"And the beaver pungent informs us the the third Lady Whelkingham was a stranger to soap" explained the professor.

by George Vespe May 11, 2008

Beaver Barricade

When a Girl is thinking about sex, or progressing towards a prospect of sex, and someone or something interrupts Her, it is called Beaver Barricade.

The MALE Equivalent to this is called Cock Block.

Samantha was really yearning for a hot quick romp with the tall, sexy man she had been talking to, but her friend annoyingly distracted her, and threw-up a Beaver Barricade into all of Samantha's chances of a good screw!

by jhaf77 January 9, 2010

Beaver Crickets

Pubic Lice (Crabs) found on a female.

Last night, I was about to get lucky with the chick next door, but when I got down there, I could practically hear the Beaver Crickets chirpin'...so I went home and chirped my bird instead.

Man, that ho gave me beaver crickets and now I can't stop the itch.

by Ocean Recruiter February 25, 2011

beaver - whale

A cross between a beaver and a whale. Obviously not existent but used normally as an insult to someone who is abnormally large and very hairy. A beaver - whale can also used to describe someone very lazy and does little with their life.

person 1: 'look at grandma, she has been sitting there all day doing nothing!'

person 2: 'she acts like such a beaver - whale'

by cheekydinosaur1234 February 20, 2011

Beaver Song

The rhythmic sound of balls slapping a girls ass during sex.

Dude you were hitting that so hard last night I could hear the beaver song from the next room.

by NUboston August 7, 2011

Beaverton Tuxedo

A plaid wooly work site jacket usually worn by owners of a 1984 Camaro. Mud Bogs and Moonshine are considered perfect accompaniments for weddings

Dude, did Mark's Work Wearhouse have a sale, cause that sure is a Cool Beaverton Tuxedo you are rocking out in? Want another shot of barrelwash?

by jakestewarfxt August 15, 2012

Blakerosis

When someones hand falls asleep during masturbation.

I was suprised when i suddenly was overcome by blakerosis.

No one likes blakerosis.

by CthulhuJones1997 November 21, 2012