Blasternating

Verb. Occurs when somebody royally f#cks his or her self by putting another individual on blast when they had no business what-so-ever telling Anybody at all a truth told to them in secret!

Karen wasn't invited to the party because last time she came she kept blasternating Amanda and Amanda's going to be at her loose tongued ass if she sees her because she told everybody that Amanda had a huge black dildo in her purse.

by Fanny Fatter from Frittersvill April 19, 2025

Blasternating

Verb. Occurs when somebody royally f#cks his or her self by putting another individual on blast when they had no business what-so-ever telling Anybody at all a truth told to them in secret!

Karen wasn't invited to the party because last time she came she kept blasternating Amanda and Amanda's going to beat her loose tongued ass if she sees her because she told everybody that Amanda had a huge black dildo in her purse.

by Fanny Fatter from Frittersvill April 19, 2025

battery muncher

he who munches on battery's

a term that can be incorporated into any friend group with ease.

Andrew: you see the guy who ruined our shot?
Nicolas: yeah, he's a real battery muncher.

by andrewoid April 23, 2025

battery

someone who spends all of their energy doing literally nothing all day

"he literally is such a battery he needs a job"

by jacushfan900 April 27, 2025

battered throuple syndrome

Battered throuple syndrome is essentially Stockholm syndrome without the kidnapping. Typically BTS experienced by elder people. Sometimes occurs when a spouse dies and they latch onto another couple. The relationship of the three experiences feelings of love, attachment, trapped, and anxiety. Anxiety is often felt when separated from one or two. Trapped is experienced when one wants space from the two but they can not leave. They can run to the grocery store but they must return. Once one experiences BTS one can not escape.

My mom has battered throuple syndrome (BTS). She spends lots of time with a couple. She even sleeps in their bed. She sometimes calls the man her husband but she is confused by the dynamics of BTS.

by PuddyPieBrown May 15, 2025

Batteries Night

A "Batteries Night" is when you're hanging out with friends, but one key person isn’t there--and they’re the only one who has or can get something you need. So, while you wait, you just give up and do literally every other random thing in the house.

"We were supposed to watch a movie, but Alex had the HDMI cable. Turned into a full-on Batteries Night while we waited--we played Uno, made pancakes, and tried to fix the sink."

by PJSans May 20, 2025

Battery Pack

When you hype a person up too much and that person believes the hype.

Y’all must of put a battery pack on Kev the way he was talking all that shit……

by 2shotAb September 13, 2025