Salty Beans 

Salty beans (informal, idiom)

He/Him - Salty Beans
She/Her/Lance Armstrong- Salty Bean.
They/Them - SRBs (Salty Refried Beans)

A feeling of intense, deep-seated irritation or annoyance that affects one profoundly, straight down to ones Genitalia. It describes something that is so irritating it makes you uncomfortable or bothered in such a way as to prevent one from successfully relieve stress by typical means of Masturbation or Edging.

"I swear to God That project has got to the point of being so damn Clown Shoes that is has given me Salty Beans."

Salty Beans by Mel Stoneman June 4, 2025

Shelly beans 

Identical twins

Shelly beans and Kelly beans make the world go round

Shelly beans by anonymous June 12, 2025

small beans 

When something “is small beans”, it is not as significant of a problem or achievement, when compared to something else.

The $50 bill I misplaced is small beans compared to the $2000 I lost on the stock market.

small beans by the riverside June 19, 2025

Green beans 

Jeffy’s ultimate nemesis.

“Jeffy, eat your green beans.”
“I HATE GREEN BEANS!” *Jeffy throws the plate at the wall*

Green beans by PhoneGuyYT June 24, 2025

Fuck beans 

Expressing that the person told this should fuck beans because they get no bitches.

Fuck beans idiot

Fuck beans by Woop of thy cool July 5, 2025

amung beans 

Da super-tasty Asian legume dat you plant interspersed wif da seeds of other crops.

If you plant amung beans in da traditional way, be careful dat you don't locate a too-similar-looking podded-seed crop in close proximity, or you might have trouble figuring out "which witch is which" come harvest time!

amung beans by QuacksO July 6, 2025

Green beans 

Green beans is a cult

Green Beans basically grow a garden from Roblox game the new spawnism

Green beans by Scottona. September 16, 2025