potato bastard

a person, specifically from Germany, who is said to be addicted to potatoes, and is an insult usually used by people from Southern Italy

why do you keep hanging out with that potato bastard, you konyaro?!

by threeperiods August 10, 2023

Banny bastard

A banny bastard is a annoying person who won't shut up about themsleves or if you want to insult an irish man but have nothing better to say it is an Irish term used by legit only one man (me)

Guy 1: oi fuck off

Guy 2: aye shut up ye banny bastard before I shiv ye

by Irish dumbasses in a new car February 20, 2022

Bastard Haircut

A "Bastard Haircut" is a haircut that doesn't suit or fit the person wearing it, yet they refuse to accept it.

"Have you seen Johnny?"

"Nah"

"He's got a Bastard Haircut"

by Omega Messiah March 9, 2020

Cum-bastard

Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long

James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard

by Caleb Cummins March 12, 2022

Bald bastard

The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure

His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried

by Dat laddy July 26, 2022

Leading on bastard

a leading on bastard is a ex that you got back together again, but lead you on making you think that they actually like you, but instead they were just using you for your feelings and not for who you are as a person

Person 1: I can't believe he would do that to me, he's a leading on bastard!!

Person 2: I'm so sorry for you I hope you get better
Person 1: thanks..

by Xxx little_sh*txxX March 2, 2023

Bald bastard

What Erica called Murray

M:Why is this 4 year old speaking to me
E:Um im ten you bald bastard!

by i hate my classmates July 7, 2022