The Tim Booth

When somebody is dancing in an erratic manner snd without a care in the world

“Hey Kev, whats up with Gards, he looks as though hes having a fit”

“Ah hes ok Pete, hes just doing The Tim Booth”

by Kevlar24 June 24, 2025

tim time

tit in mouth time, Where a man gets a tit in his mouth.

Gabe: You see Huddy was with a girl last night?

Grady: Yeah i heard it was Tim Time all night

by chicken jockey69 July 13, 2025

tim (verb)

To betray a friend or someone you are on good terms with by hooking up with their partner who is secretly unloyal to them

"I slept with Dominique last night"
"You mean Vinny's girlfriend of 8 years!? Sweet Jesus dude! You just timmed that poor guy!"

tim (verb)

by Larusin1998 July 22, 2025

Fat Tim

A sober gentlemen who’s still a tad chunky and has a comically small dong. Literally, the tiniest penis know to all of human history. Since he sobered up, he’s actually not that fat. But his cock is so fucking minuscule that it actually makes the rest of his body look bloated. He’s a bitch.

Saw Fat Tim running at the nude beach today. Blob everywhere while his wiener looked like an earthworm sitting on a bean bag chair

by FatTimnemesis September 6, 2025

A texas tim

Grabbing your friends genitalia and wrapping it around your hand like a rope

Can we do a texas tim in the bed tonight.

by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025

Tim Toucher

You already know who it is. A person who 'enjoys the company' of students after hours. Not a pedophile as victims aren't always minors. That has to count for something right?

Habits: Frequents bars, bakes cookies and completes Personal Projects.

Characteristics: Torta

P1: "Why does 21 have a meeting with MacDougall?"

P2: "Haven't you heard? He got violated by the Tim Toucher"

by Danos Del Zyn December 1, 2025

tim pool

Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.

Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.

by Clay Corbin January 24, 2025