Puppy

A four-legged adorable form of torture for every little thing you've ever done wrong.

Puppy: *shits adorably on the floor* *Eats every last pair of shoes I own* *Bites through the skin on my hand*
Me:AQGHHHHHHHHH *Throws puppy out front door**dies*

by LovelyBandito November 26, 2021

puppy mode

A state that is often inhabited by super hot vietnamese girl gangsters, primarily Linh

Can i have a laptop? Plz adopt me

- Linh, in puppy mode

by Thim_So_Si September 29, 2023

Hush Puppies

When a person sends their titty pics to another person on the down low.

"I feel kind of bad, but take a look at this - Tom's wife sent me some hush puppies!"

by johnsonbig January 7, 2023

The forbidden balloon puppy

An action in which one gently places his or her lips around a man’s penis tip, gorilla suctions on and literally starts blowing him and twisting until his dick takes form of a balloon puppy.

Last night was crazy bro, I heard Samantha gave you the forbidden balloon puppy!

by dickwitcha June 19, 2022

a jealous puppy

When someone pees on the bathrrom floor, gets a blowjob, finishes, punches her in the nose so she will walk in the pee when she goes to check if it is bleeding. This is then blamed on the dog. Bonus points if you don't have a dog.

She caused him to neglect the dog so he gave her a jealous puppy.

by Monster Sprout May 20, 2017

puppy toy

A toy designed for puppies to play with.

I got a puppy toy for a puppy to play with.

by Ritacca March 8, 2023

The puppy with no teeth

When a man's penis bumps a women's cervix during intercourse. Probably a French term.

"She had a small, tight pussy, and I bumped 'the puppy with no teeth' a couple of times as we fucked.

by buckdancer50 January 13, 2021