your mom

to diss someone and to be stupid and annoying to the person by you

J: im gonna save money for collage
E: your mom goes to collage!

by Jasmine Garcia July 10, 2005

your mum

Stupid insult which townies say to get a kick out of life.

Person: You faggot
Townie: Oh yeah? Your MUM!
Person: Okay yes My Mum what about my mum?
Townie: Your Mum thats what its about
Person: Your an Idiot
*Townie runs off crying*

by Owner of your souls March 15, 2004

Make your crush yours day

wednesday October 23 is national make your crush yours day. Ask them to be yours!

Hey, on october 23rd it’s make your crush yours day!

by Suc my pussy October 22, 2019

Your mum

A phrase commonly used by people with two gay fathers. It is often mistaken for an insult but is actually a cry for help from someone who is upset because their dad fucks their other dad.

Person 1:'I hate you because you have homosexual parents and I am strongly yet inexplicably against homosexuality'

Person 2:'your mum'

by Tim December 3, 2003

your mom

A usless expression started by God who knows, just to annoy the hell out of us

''What did you do last night?''

''your mom''

by Operation: Douchebag July 29, 2006

your mind

the part of the central nervous system that, with some apparent exceptions, is in the cranial cavity of every person's head. If you don't understand this, you are probably one of the exceptions.

Dude, you were so drunk out of your mind you slept with that...?

by Twisted Code May 25, 2018

tie your shoe at your funeral

An expression of sarcastic pity or sympathy.

Person 1: Like, oh. my. gawd. I broke a nail!!! I'm, like, dying!
Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.

by Dr. McP May 17, 2006